February 2011
these journals are going to have to wait until tomorrow…
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Bailey: “…I prep my surgical field with soap and water, I keep my surgical field the way GOD made it. I don’t need to be waxin it smooth so that it can be mistake for the surgical field of a five year old girl. I am a woman, a woman who is meant to have something ON her surgical field…and if a man can’t deal with a little something on the surgical field, a little...
Feb 28th
donald rumsfeld and john stewart
john stewart: “did you guys know intelligence was never perfect?” rumsfeld: “oh my goodness, yes!” john stewart: “i feel like we’re just sitting on a porch now sipping lemonade.” rumsfeld: “i said what i shouldn’t have said…” stewart: “gee willikers! let me say this…” rumsfeld: “…he makes fun of...
Feb 24th
"life is hard being socially aware & empowered!"
allieshortforalejandro: my sociology professor talking about her decision to give up eating chick-fil-a
Feb 24th
I heart Chick-fil-a...
…which automatically means I hate gay people and support “traditional family values”. well, the last part is true.
Feb 24th
forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
i’m really so sick and tired of immature bullshit constructed by stupid, bitchy, fake little girls. and i had a crap-ton of stuff written, but i figured the above statement sums it up pretty well. and i don’t need to say anymore bad words today.
Feb 21st
She Fought Like A Girl and the Cancer is Gone
To all of my friends, followers, family members, and loves: Today God truly spoke to me; more than I’ve ever heard in my entire life. As I had a short visit with my aunt in ICU at the hospital after her intense 10 hour surgery, God grabbed me by the heart through a delusional recovering (and dare I say, in remission) cancer patient. As she soothed my mind and rubbed and squeezed my hand and...
Feb 4th
i’m just obsessing over wayne right now, you know. same ol’ same ol’. “…shawty like a valet service I swear she been through a lot, but I put her car in park and never let her cry alone, I listen to her heart beat because it plays my favorite song…” i never knew he was so sensitive. i thought he was just a womanizing sex god. i think i’m in love.
Feb 1st
larry the cable guy is going to have a show on the...
wtf?! HISTORY channel. i love him, but what has this world come to… 
Feb 1st
Feb 1st